I get newsletters from Art Brown and it's KILLING me. "Oh hey look at the Stipula Vedo it's half fucking off but that's still $97 lol." I want a new pen, like a piston filler with a screw cap, every time I get a stupid newsletter from them. Unless they've only got like ballpoints and desk sets and other boring things.

Also I thought I wanted a blotter. I went to Vroman's but they only had one, that weighed eighty pounds, was metal, and cost $120. Yeah, not really in my budget right now.